Did you hear what happened last night?
He laughed when I said I was gonna end up some asexual weed addicted drifter.
And then he said 'you only think that now'
Knowing me I'll make it happen just to prove it was true.
And then he teased me about the men he's made me hate
Oh fuck yeah!
I was like rofl aykm? That's the one you said had herpes isn't it?
Too bad I'll never know
This is crazy right?
So then I said 'hope your happy'
And he was like 'I am, you?'
I'm like 'No he didn't!' in my head.
But what came out of my mouth was
You still there?
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